So a couple of weeks ago we were called in to haul away a shed in an elderly man's yard.  Leonard greeted us with a big smile when we showed up, and took us to the dilapidated old steel shed out back.  It was completely rusted out.

I asked Leonard if he wanted us to remove the concrete pad underneath the shed, and he told me that another shed was being delivered.  When I asked him what kind he told me it was another steel shed.  I asked "Leonard, with another steel shed you could have it rust out again.  Are you getting it with some kind of warranty?"

Leonard looked at me with a big smile.  "Young man, I am 94 years old.  I walk around with my arms crossed in front of me so they don't have to do much but stuff me in the box!"

You gotta love customers with a sense of humor!